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A parody of The DK Rap.


LyricsEdit

Here we go!

So they're finally here!

Performing for you!

If you know the words

You better join in too!

Put your hands together 

If you wanna ass-clap!

As we take you through

This Druggy rap!

HUH!


D.K!

Druggy Kong!

He da' crackhead of the thugs

You BETTER know him well.

He's finally back

To claim his pills!

His bessie shotgun

Will fire in bursts

WHEN he shoots ya.

IT'S GONNA BURN!

(your face off (fast))

HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO (steroids)

HE'S THE SLIEST MEMBER

OF THE DK CREW 2

HUH!


D.K

DRUGGY KONG

D.K

DRUGGY KONG IS HERE!


This kong's got a pile!

So take a peek dudes!

She can shrink her bra size!

To suit her mood!

She's quick in bed 

When she needs to be!

She can f*ck anywhere!

And cum with ease.

If you chew her!

You'll not chew wrong!

With a skip and a hump!

She's one hot Kong! (Oh Yeah! (suggestive))


Huh! 

D.K

Druggy Kong!

He thinks he has class!

He thinks he has grace!

This kong is a f*cking disgrace!

He can left-hand fap

When he needs to

and stretch his dick out

JUST FOR YOU.

Inflate his vore porn!

Just like a balloon!

This faggy kong

Just digs Titty's boobs!

Huh!


D.K

Druggy Kong!

D.K

Druggy Kong is here!


He doing math again

And perfecting it too!

He even knows 

how to do squareroot!

He can fly real high with his T-shirt on

whip his fist-ols out

He's one rough kong!

He can make you fertile!

When he plays his tune!

But fagts beware

'cause he slaugtering you!


Huh!

D.K!

Druggy Kong!

Finally, he's here for you!

It's the biggest member 

of the D.K Crew 2!

This Kong's so long

It ain't even funny!

Can make a fagt

Cry out for mummy (why's it so small!)!

Can make a fight ogre

With relative ease!

Makes debunking bus seem such a breeze!

He may move slow!

He can't jump high!

But this Kong's

One DRECK of a guy!


Huh!

Come on Tanky~

Take it to the bitches!

Balls/nuts, math books, ogre's smell!

Rapes, big melons, pwnages and Cocaine-nut spells!

Ah yeah!! 

Balls/nuts, math books, ogre's smell,

Rapes,, big melons, pwnages and Cocaine-nut spells!

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