News Reporter:And here's the news, Porkbelly! Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits!
General Schmidt:There it is. It's the most powerful, powerful missle in the world.
(The Missile launcher dissapears)
General Schmidt:WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!
Sellsman:And don't think of it as an SUV, think of it as an insol you drive.
Radio:Police are offering $500 to anyone who have solved these totally freaky crimes.
(The Radio Dissapears)
Banzai:For the last time, Isaiah, THE UNDERGROUND BANDITS ARE NOT MOLE PEOPLE!
Isaiah:Then I'll prove it, Banzai Boy. With the mole people bait! That's you, then capture the crime digitally, collect $500 dollars, buy twenty video games, and if you play along, a STEAK.
Banzai:Come get me mole people! I'm full of macho leather biker goodness! Isn't that your dad's new camera and he told you "touch it, and die"?
Isaiah:Yes. But notice how I'm not actually physically touching it. *pokes it with a stick*
(The camera along with the tripod stand dissappears into the ground)
Isaiah:AH! The camera! IT'S GONE!
(Banzai dissappears and comes back up without clothing)
Banzai:MY BUTT! IT'S NAKED!
Banzai & Isaiah:*scream loudly*
Sparks & Eva:*Laughing*
Eva:Mole people? That's the most UNSCIENTIFIC I've ever heard.
Sparks: Y'know, it could be mole people.
Eva:You CANNOT be my super-genius sister.
Sparks:*pokes Eva with a DNA thing*
Sparks:*pokes herself with the DNA thing*
DNA:Simply match positive.
Isaiah:I need the keys to the Steel-o-drill for-
Luther:Isaiah! Where's my new camera?!
Isaiah:D'ah... it was mole people, dad! Theives of the earth, pirates of the subterranain! They took your camera...we tried to stop them...
Luther:FINE, okay, well get me my camera back from the "mole people" before dinner, or no 3DS, computer, No BANZAI!
Banzai:*spews coffee on Johnny's forehead*
Luther:...UNTIL YOU'RE THIRTY! Oh, and dinner's at six.
Isaiah & Banzai:*look at the time until 6:00 and screams*AHHHH!!!
Luther:I'm making Goat testes!
Isaiah, Banzai, Sparks and Eva: AHHH!!!!
Eva:You can have they key to the steel-o-drill if, you do us one small, tiny favor.
Isaiah:*looks at Banzai, then Banzai looks at Eva and Sparks*
Isaiah:...You want me to eat salt?
Eva:It's not SALT. They're micro-physic hottie body flakes.
Sparks:They genetically adjust your body to maximum teenage hottness that will attract super-cuties like...
Sparks & Eva:*sighs*...Axel next door...
Axel:*dives into his yard's swimming pool*
Sparks & Eva:Ahh... Axel.
Isaiah:So. I eat this salt, you help me locate Mole town and give me the dozer, so I can get back dad's camera and defeat-
Eva:Yeah, sure, whatever.
Isaiah:*picks up the salt shaker, shakes some of the flakes on his tongue and turns into a girl*
Sparks & Eva: *gasp!*
Isaiah:*transforms into a butt-ugly monster girl*
Sparks & Eva:Too much female growth hormone.
Banzai:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! HE/SHE IS HIDDEOUS!
Eva:RELAX, you charocal fleabag. It's a MICRO-DOSAGE and is only temperary.
Isaiah:*runs up to Eva, picks her up, shakes her and gets the key, then transforms back to normal* Heh, heh.