Eva drinks too much cheese coffee, gets a giant gas bubble, and becomes pregnant with a fart (JK)

So Isaiah was wondering if there was any unkown civilization right beneath his shoes. No one believed him, so he decided to see for himself to see who was right.


Isaiah The Red Wolf (Mr.Zaya)

Shred The Red Wolf (Mr.Zaya)

Jason The Red Wolf (Mr.Zaya)

Jayden The Coyote (Cameo, Mr.Zaya)

Johnny The Muskrat (Mr.Zaya)

Banzai The Dark (Mr.Zaya)

Eva The Hedgegoose

???? ??? ???????? (Mr.Zaya)

Diesel The Royal Duke (Mr.Zaya)

Part 1- ProlougeEdit

Isaiah:Hai beyotches! Anyone up for training?

Eva & Axel: ME!

Bluray: Do I look like a guy who enjoys getting his ass handed to him on a silver platter?

Isaiah:Now, where have I heard that before....? KING OF THE HILL?!

Bluray: Well still. Count me out for now. I'am watching Mercenary Tao explode.


Bluray: Who are you?


Bluray: ...

Jason:It's the truth.

Bluray: *Shrinks Down In His Seat* ...


Bluray: :c

Johnny:Hey ya'll!

Bluray: I'am not even gonna ask.

Johnny:Don't say it...

Bluray: Who are you? XD

Johnny:*Ignores Bluray* So, Isaiah, about the underground cities? I'd like to tag along, if I can...


Bluray: Underground cities? Where?

Isaiah:It has the word "UNDERGROUND" in it, so where do you THINK?

Bluray: I meant where underground smart one! Seaside hill? Oak Hill? Whereever the heck we are?

Isaiah:*gets in front of Bluray, and yells a yell that breaks the Sound barrier* EVERYWHERE!!!!

Bluray: ...-_- I should really stop coming for a while.

Axel: You should

Bluray: -_-

Axel: *Troll Face*


Bluray: I'll come back later. *Leaves*


Axel: I know right.

Isaiah:I'm in the mood to f*** Aleah in the ass.

Bluray: Ew.

Isaiah:How did you even-

Bluray: I'am outside the door. You guys are loud!

Axel: -_- Just go.

Banzai:*Walking around outside*


Bluray: *Comes Back in* OK!

Isaiah:*digs a hole into the ground and jumps in*

Bluray: Wait up buddy!

Aleah: A secret underground base....Wait up! *Jumps in*

Johnny,Jason,Shred and Banzai:*jumps in*

(How you get on so quick?)

(I got on my 3DS web browser.)

(Chat avilable?)

Chapter 2- In the DirtEdit

Isaiah:Hey, ya'll!

Aleah: Hi!

Banzai:Hey. Hi, Aleah! *hugs her*

Aleah: Banzai! *Hugs*

Johnny:Aw, well isn't that sweet!

Aleah: Yeah....

Bluray: I bet the people who built this are evil orwill need our help with something. Just a hunch...

Isaiah:How so?

Bluray: Stuff like that happens all the time.

Isaiah:No shit.

Bluray: K then. Let's fine the civilazation.


Eva: *Starts Trying To Sense Them*

???:*comes out randomly* I'M A BANANA!

My Group: !


Bluray: Who the--

???:BANANA POWA!!!! Welcome to the underground civilization of the dirt people. I'm Dust, a guy in a banana suit.

Bluray: -_-

Dust:Yeah, I hate my job.

Bluray: I can understand why.

Dust:Huh. Well, mind if I join your group?

Bluray: Heck no. Join up!

Johnny:Dust, bro? Is that really you?

Dust:In the flesh.

Johnny:Hey, guys, Dust and I were long lost brothers until now!

Everyone (Excepy Johnny and Dust):...

(Accurate response)

Isaiah:...Moving along!

Eva: Good idea...

Chapter 3- Now more troubleEdit

????:Hm hm. More victims to battle...


????:Oh, it's only Isaiah.

Isaiah:Hel-LO, Xeno...

Xeno:What brings you down here, eh?

Isaiah:Why, does it have anything to do with something you're doing?

(At times Isaiah and Xeno's relationship is like Sonic And Shadow's)

Eva: Who is this guy?


Eva: K then.

Xeno:...And what of it?

Eva: I'am not even gonna interact. I'am gonna go see the rest of the city/


Eva: Hmm....

Isaiah:OOH! DOMINOES! *touches the stone dominoe*

Ground Guy:Ho ho! I made that! Willing to help me put em back up?

Isaiah:Yep, I'm up for it.


Bluray: Are they done yet?


Bluray: No reason in particular.


Johnny:Stomp em in tha nutz

Bluray: ...

Johnny:*stomps Bluray in the nuts*

Bluray: *falls to the ground* What's wrong with you?

Johnny:THAT'S for being a douche when I came over.

Bluray: Whatever. Your obviously one of those "special" types.

Johnny:As in?

Bluray: *facepalms* Where to next?


Isaiah:Eva's Vagina.

Bluray: Seriously, Isaiah.

Isaiah:It was to see how she'd react. ou screwed it up.

Bluray: Ou? Anyway where to next.

Isaiah:I dunno.

Bluray: K then I'll wait.

Eva: *writing in her book relaxes against a wall*

Isaiah:*lays on the ground*

Eva: ...


Bluray: *folds arms*

Isaiah:CAN'T TOUCH ME! Except for you. *points to Eva* You can touch me.

Eva: *scoots back* Ooookkkk.....

Isaiah:I'm assuming you haven't seen the episode?

Eva: No, I've seen it. I just feel awkward...

Isaiah:*murmurs under breath* You know you like me....

Eva: *starts writing in book*

Isaiah:*Walks off*

Axel: I wonder what she writes in that book.

???:Hey! More folks to do a kill spree on!

Eva: *puts book away* Guess it's fight time!

???:As if you could beat me. Stick to being prissy.

Eva: *rolls eyes* Name please?

???:My name is I have no life.

Eva: Nice to meet you Ihavnolif.

I have no Life:...I'll be calling you that after I'm done with you and your party.

Eva: You wish.

I have no Life:No, YOU wish. *takes out Illumina*

Isaiah:WHAT THE-!

Eva: *takes out katana*

Bluray: ...

Axel: What's with these random instegators?

I have no life:GHOST ARMS! *the force goes through Eva's grip and take her Katana, throwing it up into the air at a high speed*

Eva: CHAOS KATANA! *a chaos form of the katana appears*

Isaiah:ILLUMINA! *summons Illumina and points it at I have no life*

Eva: Ready Isaiah!

Isaiah:I'm BEYOND ready.

Eva: GO IN!

I have no life:I hate all of you

Isaiah:*slits I Have no life's Throat*

F me:Hey

Isaiah:Who are you?

F me:F me.

Isaiah:Uh, no thank you.

Bluray: i think he means his name is F me.

Isaiah:What's your name?

F me: F....ME!!!

Isaiah:Uh, no thank you.

F me: FUCK ME!!!

Isaiah:Eva, you're up, I'm not gay.

Eva: No thanks. Maybe he's mentally defunct....or just pulling our leg.

Aleah: ._.'

F me:No I'm not! My fucked up parents named me "F me"!

Eva: Ok.... <Damn I look so stupid today...>

F me:They're perverts. Help me.

Blu's characters: ._.'

F me:...

Aleah: *steps back* Back to you Isaiah.

F me:...*gives them all the finger and falls into a hole* I HATE MY LIFE!

Eva: Let's move on.

F me:*causes the ground to explode*

Everyone:AHHHH! *gets blasted up into the air*

Necko: Whoa!

Isaiah:Well, that was a waste of time... Well, at least I have PROOF there's people who aren't dead underground who LIVE there!

((Sorry fuck up.))

Axel: ...I'm watching TV

Blu characters: *talking while they follow*


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