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Isaiah:Show me your ass crack, Eva.

Eva:Uh, no thank you... *dashes off*

Isaiah:*holds eva down, and hypnotizes her* AH HA HA HAH HAK, YOU'LL SHOW ME YOUR ASS CRACK!

Eva: * Looks Away* STOP!

Isaiah:No! *looks at her butt* WHY AM I DOING THAT?

Eva: *Craps In his face and starts smashing his face* PERVY ROSHI!

Isaiah:*stomps her butt* DO THAT AGAIN, STINKER. *teleports into her stomach* FUCK YOU!

Eva:*Craps Him Out* GINA STYLE SECRET TECHNIQUE! EXPLODING CRAP! *Isaiah explodes In Toilet* FRICK YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shred:What the fuck?

Eva:Nothing!

Shred:Then why did the toilet explode? Want a burger?

Eva: Um....It saw Blu--YEAH!

Shred:EVA, YOUR BURGER'S GONNA GET COLD!

Eva: *comes*OKAY! So what is it?

Shred:Your burger.

Eva: No I meant what ya call me for? And where is Necko?

Shred:Isaiah threw him into the dumpster...

Eva: ! Why this time... -_-

Shred:You took a huge shit and blew up the toilet, din't ya?

Eva: *Blushes* Maybe....

Shred:YOU DID! BECAUSE YOU'RE BLUSHING! ...or do you just like me?

Eva: *Blushes A Little More* As if! Anyway the Toilet is all Bluray's Fault!

Shred:You do like me.

Eva: I do not!

Shred: ONE OR THE OTHER!!!

(Just say she does, it'll make a better plot.)

(She does in this continuity she is just trying to hide it right now)

Eva: I DO NOT! *Walks Out Door Angry*

Shred: *Pfft*

Waiter: The bill sir. *hANDS tO sHRED*

(Over Priced Burger At $19:19)

Shred: *grunts, then takes that much out of his pocket*

Waiter: Thank you, come again soon! ._.

Shred:No. Overpriced bullshit. *walks out*

Waiter: IT TOLD YA BILL YA DUMBASS!

Shred:*comes back in and sticks middle finger up at him*

(At Eva Alone under A Tree)

Eva: *Sighs*

Shred:What's the matter?

Eva: Sorry about my over reactions these last days its just I've been feeling akward since.... "The Incident"

Shred:It's okay.

Eva: I wonder if Necko's okay.

Shred:He's probably rotten.

Eva: Ah, poor kid....In retrospect he could have melted the dumpster with his powers.

Shred:Huh.

Eva: Welll what should we do now?

Shred:Go home, I guess.

Eva: Ok. *Begins To Walk Home*

Shred:*walks with Eva*

Eva: *Blushes A Bit*

Shred:You do like me, don't you...?

Eva: *Turns Her Head Stilll Blushing*....m-muh....

Shred:...It's okay if you like me.

Eva: Well I-I....

Axel: Hey guys! Have you seen Zaya?

Shred:Nah

Eva: *Blushing*

Axel: Why is she blushing...

Shred:*Shrugs*

Eva: We should just go home.....

Shred: Meh.

((At Home))

Bluray: ...Okay I'am playin SSBB

Shred:*walks in* Ello

Bluray: Oh hi. *Goes In Back And Gets Out Turbo Gamecube Controller*

Shred:Cool. Where'd you get it? Online?

Bluray: Turbo controller was for my 11th Birthday

Shred:EFF YOU, I'M TWENTY

Bluray: :( Okay...

(EPIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZn99xGIdaU&feature=related)

Shred:I was just kidding. And I AM 20.

Bluray: Ok.

(DID YOU LISTEN SO EPIC)

(-_-)

Shred:..

Bluray: Where Zaya?

Shred: Dunno.

Bluray: What?

Shred:...

Bluray: *Starts Playing* GO NESS!

Shred:Ness is a faggot.

Bluray: -_-....

Shred:He is. Wario, Mario and Sonic are better.

Bluray: I use Ness, Lucas and Sonic...And sometimes Toon Link.

Shred:Where's Eva?

Axel: Went upstairs....

Shred:*runs upstairs* Eva... Okay.... tell me the truth...

Eva: Yeah?

Shred:You like me, don't you?

Eva: *Blushes* Well I uh...

Shred:You do. Okay. That's fine.

Eva: *Blushes* *Humming*

Shred:...*goes into his room and goes to sleep*

Eva: *Sighs With Relef and Goes Back Down stairs*

Bluray: *PLayinf Brawl As Ness* What happened.

Shred:...

Eva: *Blushing* Nothing....

Shred:*dreaming*

Bluray: I wondered what he's thinking....

THE END

(Meh, this is going to be Shred's Dream Realm or whatever.)

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