Isaiah:Show me your ass crack, Eva.
Eva:Uh, no thank you... *dashes off*
Isaiah:*holds eva down, and hypnotizes her* AH HA HA HAH HAK, YOU'LL SHOW ME YOUR ASS CRACK!
Eva: * Looks Away* STOP!
Isaiah:No! *looks at her butt* WHY AM I DOING THAT?
Eva: *Craps In his face and starts smashing his face* PERVY ROSHI!
Isaiah:*stomps her butt* DO THAT AGAIN, STINKER. *teleports into her stomach* FUCK YOU!
Eva:*Craps Him Out* GINA STYLE SECRET TECHNIQUE! EXPLODING CRAP! *Isaiah explodes In Toilet* FRICK YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Shred:What the fuck?
Shred:Then why did the toilet explode? Want a burger?
Eva: Um....It saw Blu--YEAH!
Shred:EVA, YOUR BURGER'S GONNA GET COLD!
Eva: *comes*OKAY! So what is it?
Eva: No I meant what ya call me for? And where is Necko?
Shred:Isaiah threw him into the dumpster...
Eva: ! Why this time... -_-
Shred:You took a huge shit and blew up the toilet, din't ya?
Eva: *Blushes* Maybe....
Shred:YOU DID! BECAUSE YOU'RE BLUSHING! ...or do you just like me?
Eva: *Blushes A Little More* As if! Anyway the Toilet is all Bluray's Fault!
Shred:You do like me.
Eva: I do not!
Shred: ONE OR THE OTHER!!!
(Just say she does, it'll make a better plot.)
(She does in this continuity she is just trying to hide it right now)
Eva: I DO NOT! *Walks Out Door Angry*
Waiter: The bill sir. *hANDS tO sHRED*
(Over Priced Burger At $19:19)
Shred: *grunts, then takes that much out of his pocket*
Waiter: Thank you, come again soon! ._.
Shred:No. Overpriced bullshit. *walks out*
Waiter: IT TOLD YA BILL YA DUMBASS!
Shred:*comes back in and sticks middle finger up at him*
(At Eva Alone under A Tree)
Shred:What's the matter?
Eva: Sorry about my over reactions these last days its just I've been feeling akward since.... "The Incident"
Eva: I wonder if Necko's okay.
Shred:He's probably rotten.
Eva: Ah, poor kid....In retrospect he could have melted the dumpster with his powers.
Eva: Welll what should we do now?
Shred:Go home, I guess.
Eva: Ok. *Begins To Walk Home*
Shred:*walks with Eva*
Eva: *Blushes A Bit*
Shred:You do like me, don't you...?
Eva: *Turns Her Head Stilll Blushing*....m-muh....
Shred:...It's okay if you like me.
Eva: Well I-I....
Axel: Hey guys! Have you seen Zaya?
Axel: Why is she blushing...
Eva: We should just go home.....
Bluray: ...Okay I'am playin SSBB
Shred:*walks in* Ello
Bluray: Oh hi. *Goes In Back And Gets Out Turbo Gamecube Controller*
Shred:Cool. Where'd you get it? Online?
Bluray: Turbo controller was for my 11th Birthday
Shred:EFF YOU, I'M TWENTY
Bluray: :( Okay...
Shred:I was just kidding. And I AM 20.
(DID YOU LISTEN SO EPIC)
Bluray: Where Zaya?
Bluray: *Starts Playing* GO NESS!
Shred:Ness is a faggot.
Shred:He is. Wario, Mario and Sonic are better.
Bluray: I use Ness, Lucas and Sonic...And sometimes Toon Link.
Axel: Went upstairs....
Shred:*runs upstairs* Eva... Okay.... tell me the truth...
Shred:You like me, don't you?
Eva: *Blushes* Well I uh...
Shred:You do. Okay. That's fine.
Eva: *Blushes* *Humming*
Shred:...*goes into his room and goes to sleep*
Eva: *Sighs With Relef and Goes Back Down stairs*
Bluray: *PLayinf Brawl As Ness* What happened.
Eva: *Blushing* Nothing....
Bluray: I wondered what he's thinking....
(Meh, this is going to be Shred's Dream Realm or whatever.)